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After their four-Oscar triumph
with
last year's “No Country for Old Men, Joel and Ethan Coen are back
to their old tricks that worked so well in “Fargo” - a sort of
noirish-screwball comedy in which terrible things happen to really
stupid people.
One of the best things about
“Fargo”
is also one of the best things about their new movie, “Burn After
Reading,” and that's the performance of Frances McDormand. She's
married to one of the Coens – I can never remember which – and
has appeared in six of their films, winning an Oscar for her work in
“Fargo.”
She probably won't get nominated
for
her work in “Burn After Reading,” but she's still fun to watch
for about the first two-thirds of the movie. In fact the fun runs out
of just about everybody's performance around then, and the cast just
labors on going nowhere, like running on a treadmill.
Treadmills are almost a
leitmotif,
because McDormand's character, Linda Litzke works at a Hardbodies gym
in DC. Here we come to another casting high point: Brad Pitt finally
in a role that suits him to perfection, a gym trainer named Chad who
has really bad blond highlights and nothing between the ears but
marshmallow fluff.
Chad is Linda's buddy, who
advises her
on “losers” as she cruises an internet dating service, and
enables her fantasies about major cosmetic surgery, which the gym's
health plan, naturally enough, won't pay for.
Meanwhile, over at the CIA (of
course), analyst Osbourne Cox (played with foul-mouthed glee by John
Malkovich) has been fired because of a drinking problem. Of course
Cox claims that his sacking is political, and we almost believe him
until we see him passed out face-down in an arm chair, a position
that's pretty hard to achieve.
Tilda Swinton plays Cox's wife as
the
White Witch of Narnia, and wants to divorce him for the worst of all
possible reasons: she's having it off with George Clooney, playing a
repulsive Treasury agent who's an insult to jerks everywhere. (When
they have sex they both wear their gold chains in bed, to give you an
idea.)
Mrs. Cox's smarmy divorce lawyer
urges
her to make a copy of all the family finances, and here's where the
going gets rough, because through a twist I completely missed, the CD
she puts the info on ends up in the locker room at the gym, where
Chad predictably interprets it as Top Secret data.
He somehow gets Osbourne Cox's
name
off the disk, and suggests to Linda that they return it for a large
“reward,” enabling her to get her liposuction and him a decent
haircut. Of course Ozzie profanely refuses, so they decide to sell it
to the Russians, which, plus the fact that Linda meets George Clooney
on her dating service, is all you need to know.
The trouble with all the
clever-clever
set-up is that the blow-off just runs down like the universe on
entropy, and the characters flail madly about, getting stupider and
more violent by the frame, with the top-flight cast looking
increasingly uncomfortable, as you would too if you were trapped in a
bad joke.
J. K. Simmons (editor Jonah
Jameson in
the Spiderman movies) has two great scenes as the CIA head who has
trouble following simple declarative sentences. And in this whole
cast of misfits and morons there is one genuinely sweet and
compassionate character, and John Malkovich chops him to pieces with
a hatchet; it's a funny old world.
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